Ever wondered what sex positions the people of Blackpool search for? Or what position the people of Plymouth pine for? Well wonder no more.
The people at Flowercard have done a bit of data analysis and compiled a complete list of every city in the UK‘s most-searched sex positions – on Google that is… Active physical searches are not part of this analysis.
The results were compiled using Google Keyword Planner, looking at sex position search terms in all UK towns and cities with a population of more than 100,000.
But first of all, let’s start with the nation as a whole’s most-searched sex position, which may bring you some comfort if you ever fear your repertoire may not be risque enough. That’s right, the humble missionary position is the most-searched sex position in the UK, with 42,200 monthly searches – which equates to more than a quarter of all searches.
Missionary is the most-searched sex position in the UK. Credit: Flowercard
Yes, every fortnight it seems like there is a new position we need to try – called ‘the folded flamingo’ or something – but the fact of the matter is they normally require a level of flexibility and stamina few of us possess.
Just because it is the most-searched though, doesn’t mean it’s necessarily the nation’s favourite. Sure most people searching sex positions are doing it for one reason only, but there’s bound to be some curious virgins Googling for purely educational purposes.
Doggy style was found to be the second-most searched sex position, with 37,700 searches per month, while reverse cowgirl took bronze with 30,000 monthly searches.
But what positions do people want to see from city to city? How do people like to get down from town to town?
Well big cities like London, Manchester, Edinburgh and Birmingham all preferred to keep things basic, searching primarily for missionary sex. People in the likes of Belfast, Doncaster and Lincoln prefer to look up a bit of doggy style, while Rochdale, Newport and Sutton Coldfield are more likely to look up reverse cowgirl.
The complete results are as follows:
Flowercard has analysed Google searches to find out the most-searched sex positions across the UK. Credit: Flowercard
Perhaps more interesting is the fact that one of these three positions was the most-searched in every single town or city analysed; not one is more likely to look up cowgirl, 69 or spooning.
Seems we as a nation know what we like, and what we like is very little variation.
That said, these six positions were the only positions analysed, so there is a chance ‘the folded flamingo’ is the most-searched position in every town and city in the land.
Guess we’ll never know.
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